And thus, for ever lasting peace to you I swear
And unto death, in tormenting guilt undertake
The vow, the solemn word that never shall I share
My happiness, my deference you so deem fake
And so I will not admire your graceful dance
And neither would I wonder at your knowledge bank
But silently, shed tears and keep looking askance
When ravens, on you, drop their shit and mongrels flank
Or when you trip in gleaming shoes, or dress hip hop
Or when you count the times a person goes to wash
I vouch, shall I not be amused, but instead drop
My head, and acknowledge the kill of your panache
With this covenant I sign off, and with this clause
Now do me good and be mindful of these faux pas
